Election Special

With the general election imminent it was time to consider how to vote. It's difficult to decide what to do. Changes to the election process have to happen. Was it ever supposed to be choose from these 2 every time? I don't think so. So I searched for things that might influence me. A couple of things caught my eye -

Conservatives :-

Samantha Cameron is descended from Nell Gwynne apparently! A Prime Minister who is married to the descendent of a tart. Now that is progress. Nell was born in the street of course and her mother ran a brothel in Covent Garden. Having been there this Sunday I can tell you it isn't there now. She was Charles II tart( one of many). How the monarchy has changed. Or has it? Charles did have a bit of Italian in him of course. That could explain it. I've no idea if Samantha Cameron has ever had a bit of Italian in her.Could it be true? That might sway me:-

And then I came across this:-



Being made to cringe or want to vomit is not a great way to get people to support a party. And no I decided I didn't want a "Cameron injection" like the girls did.

Liberal Democrats maybe.
Nick Clegg the new guy on the up maybe? His wife is Miriam Gonzalez Durantez. His children are Antonio, Alberto and Miguel. Yes you've guessed she is not an English girl. That will stir them up in Surrey. Clegg is multilingual; he speaks English, Dutch, French, German, and Spanish.His wife is a partner in an International Law firm. She is also a Catholic and said if she had not been a lawyer she would have liked a missionary position. Clegg said he could help with that. She also said she gave him 8 out of ten for his Spanish. Probably talking about his linguistic ability but who knows? Cleggie has said he has had 30 lovers. All pretty exotic for a British PM so I thought Yes, maybe.

And then I came across this:-



Oh my God we will need a bigger bucket. "You like 2 types of biscuit. Yeah Cleggie with you we'll risk it". Maybe not then.

Labour maybe then?

Gordon Brown is Scottish. He is a grim sort of guy. He has the charisma of a smoked haddock. He has a one eyed view of the world. He is Scottish. He does that irritating thing with his mouth. He is Scottish. All in all this is not a good start! He speaks one language - Scottish. His wife Sarah seems a nice sort. Born in what Gordon Brown calls "Middle England" , Buckinghamshire. Her mother was a school teacher who married a ........ Scotsman. So Sarah has definately got some Scot in her. She runs a PR agency. Don't they talk? What are the chances of an Englishman being elected head of the Scottish parliament. Tony Blair was educated in Scotland but dropped his accent as quick as Nell Gwynne dropped her ...oranges. So I thought no, maybe time to give an Englishman a chance.

And then I came across this:-

ELECTION SONG CONTEST// Gordon "Da Boss" Brown: Money on the Man at Number 10 / Sweet F Allstars
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The other 2 were dreadful in their cringeworthy way but this is just, well boring and I think this says it all.

I know personality isn't the main thing but I think maybe we need a bit of colour in our politics. Unfortunately I don't like any them really. A bit of colour? Where is that Green party manifesto.

Good luck voting